Human Resources 101

1. Macy’s-One-Day-Sale Flu.
2. Drivers-License-Renewal-Appointment-24-Hour Virus.
3. Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early-Sudden-Unbearable Stomach Pains.
4. I’m-Looking-For-A-New-Job-And-I-Don’t-Know-How-Long-It’s-Going-to-Take-but-I-Want-To-Stay-On-The-Payroll-Until-Then Mysterious Infection.
5. My-Boyfriend’s-Got-The-Week-Off-So-Suddenly-I’m-Too-Contagious-To-Come-In-To-The-Office Disease.
6. I-Need-A-Hair-Cut-And-My-Stylist-Doesn’t-Make-Evening-Appointments Bout of Influenza.
7. There’s-No-Federal-Holidays-For-Two-Months-And-I-Want-A-Day-Off Sickness.
8. It’s-Spring-Break-And-I-Want-To-Pretend-I’m-A-Teenager-Again General Ailment.
9. I’ve-Messed-Up-Royally-And-I-Won’t-Come-In-To-Face-The-Music Terminal Illness.
10. I-Really-Am-Sick-And-I’ve-Got-The-Doctor’s-Bills-And-A-Completed-Medical-Expense-Reimbursement-Forms-To-Prove-It Infirmity

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